What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?